Prince William married Kate Middleton yesterday, an event that many had been waiting for. What dress will she wear? Who are the special guests? Will Prince William just give in and shave his head? (No one asked the last question as much at the latter ones). Besides the A-list guests that ranged from David Beckham to Mr. Bean, what really caught my attention was the present that the queen gave the newlywed couple. Prince William was given the county – that’s right, a COUNTY – that he met Kate Middleton in. I’ll be lucky to have a suit that fits me by the time I get married, or enough ink in my pen to sign over my single status. The Queen thought of giving the royal couple all of England – after all, that was the COUNTRY he met Kate in – but she and the rest of the monarchy did not know how to wrap it.